i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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