That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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