Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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