I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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