I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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