problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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