The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I FOUND THE LEGS
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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