Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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