Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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