can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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