GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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