Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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