Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
