I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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