Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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