he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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