the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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