Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Two words: blizzard sex
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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