I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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