Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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