i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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