omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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