it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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