Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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