I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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