The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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