You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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