There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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