Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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