I hope mine doesn't look like that
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You dont lie about slip and slides
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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