ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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