As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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