your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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