Your tits are I can't wait for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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