try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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