no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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