I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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