a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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