Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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