real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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