i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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