STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
please come you make the beer taste better
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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