ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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