we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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