I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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