I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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