Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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