Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She bit a glass in half.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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