we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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