But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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